The Merch
Rep the brand. Joe didn't want to sell merch. Customers demanded it. He's still grumpy about it.
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The Grumpy Face Mug
$22.0012oz ceramic mug with Joe's signature expression. Microwave safe. Dishwasher safe. Judgment not included.
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The "I Need Coffee" Hat
$30.00Unstructured dad hat. Charcoal with amber embroidered logo. Wear it before your first cup.
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Grumpy But Make It Fashion
$35.00100% cotton unisex tee. Classic logo. Joe would be grumpy you're wearing it. That's the point.
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Take Joe Home (Whole Beans 12oz)
$20.00The exact beans from the cart. Medium roast. Locally roasted. Now you have no excuse for bad coffee at home.
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DIY Attitude Adjuster Kit
$16.002oz coarse-ground cold brew blend + muslin bag + printed instructions. Make it at home. Stay adjusted.
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Don't Talk to Me Tote
$24.00Heavy canvas tote. Bold grumpy quote on the front. Perfect for farmers markets. Sends a clear message.
PopularThe Grumpy Bundle
Mug + Hat + 12oz Beans. Everything you need to be grumpy at home.
Saves $6 vs. buying separately