The Merch

Rep the brand. Joe didn't want to sell merch. Customers demanded it. He's still grumpy about it.

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The Grumpy Face Mug

$22.00

12oz ceramic mug with Joe's signature expression. Microwave safe. Dishwasher safe. Judgment not included.

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The "I Need Coffee" Hat

$30.00

Unstructured dad hat. Charcoal with amber embroidered logo. Wear it before your first cup.

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Grumpy But Make It Fashion

$35.00

100% cotton unisex tee. Classic logo. Joe would be grumpy you're wearing it. That's the point.

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Take Joe Home (Whole Beans 12oz)

$20.00

The exact beans from the cart. Medium roast. Locally roasted. Now you have no excuse for bad coffee at home.

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DIY Attitude Adjuster Kit

$16.00

2oz coarse-ground cold brew blend + muslin bag + printed instructions. Make it at home. Stay adjusted.

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Don't Talk to Me Tote

$24.00

Heavy canvas tote. Bold grumpy quote on the front. Perfect for farmers markets. Sends a clear message.

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The Grumpy Bundle

Mug + Hat + 12oz Beans. Everything you need to be grumpy at home.

Saves $6 vs. buying separately